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Post by debbiem on Dec 26, 2008 11:47:30 GMT 1
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no body to go with.
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Post by debbiem on Dec 26, 2008 11:48:35 GMT 1
Which kind of athlete keeps the warmest in Winter? The long jumper.  |
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Post by debbiem on Jan 6, 2009 21:56:56 GMT 1
How do monkeys make toast? Stick some bread under the gorilla.  |
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Post by debbiem on Jan 6, 2009 21:58:47 GMT 1
Why did the jellybean go to school? Because he wanted to be a little smartie.  |
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Post by gardenpest on Jan 6, 2009 22:01:58 GMT 1
What do cannibals play at a party?
Swallow My leader
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Post by gardenpest on Jan 6, 2009 22:03:34 GMT 1
Why are pirates called pirates
Because they AAARRR!!!!!
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Post by gardenpest on Jan 6, 2009 22:04:39 GMT 1
How did the human cannonball lose his job
He got fired
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Post by gardenpest on Jan 6, 2009 22:05:25 GMT 1
What did the beaver say to the tree
Nice gnawing you
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Post by gardenpest on Jan 6, 2009 22:06:25 GMT 1
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?
Because they would quack up
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