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Post by bogmyrtle on Dec 15, 2008 18:58:28 GMT 1
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Post by goth on Dec 16, 2008 10:56:54 GMT 1
What disease can you catch from putting up too many Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!
Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea? One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned ;D
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Post by debbiem on Dec 16, 2008 14:53:03 GMT 1
What is the favourite food of ghosts? Goul -ash!  |
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Post by goth on Dec 16, 2008 15:59:45 GMT 1
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
CLIFF! ;D
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Post by debbiem on Dec 16, 2008 20:58:32 GMT 1
What do you call a man with leaves on his head? RUSSELL! |
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Post by goth on Dec 17, 2008 10:45:17 GMT 1
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? DOUG!  |
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Post by debbiem on Dec 19, 2008 10:15:10 GMT 1
What do you call Caesar with a cold? Julius Sneezer. |
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Post by alicat on Dec 20, 2008 12:45:48 GMT 1
Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden ? Cos he can HOE,HOE,HOE ! |
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Post by debbiem on Dec 20, 2008 16:35:37 GMT 1
Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden ? Cos he can HOE,HOE,HOE ! ;D |
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Post by alicat on Dec 20, 2008 21:41:15 GMT 1
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 22:46:00 GMT 1
What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin?
You've let me down, you've let your friends down, you've let your school down but most of all... you've let yourself down.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 22:48:36 GMT 1
WHAT do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sour puss!
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 22:49:08 GMT 1
WHAT do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 22:52:11 GMT 1
What does "DNA" stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 22:53:20 GMT 1
Why do Giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 22:54:19 GMT 1
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 23:23:41 GMT 1
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 23:25:27 GMT 1
What do you get if you cross a cowboy with an octopus?
Billy the squid!
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 23:25:57 GMT 1
Why do women have orgasms?
It gives them one extra reason to moan.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 23:26:21 GMT 1
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 23:26:33 GMT 1
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 23:32:12 GMT 1
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
25. The Christmas alphabet has 'no EL'
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 20, 2008 23:35:08 GMT 1
What's the most popular Christmas wine?
"I don't like Brussels sprouts!!!"
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 21, 2008 23:42:12 GMT 1
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an octopus, a sheep and a zebra?
A striped, woolly jumper with eight sleeves.
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Post by debbiem on Dec 26, 2008 11:46:06 GMT 1
Why do women have orgasms? It gives them one extra reason to moan. What kind of Christmas cracker did you find that in! ;D ;D |
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