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Post by chickadeedeedee on Sept 13, 2008 3:10:39 GMT 1
Ladies and Gentlemen...
The main bout is about to begin!
It has been long rumoured as The Mis-Match of the Century. Those rumours are about to be laid to rest as our competitors enter the ring.
In the red corner, at nine weeks old and wearing her tiger striped jammies; weighing three pounds three ounces .... Marcie the kitten.
In the blue corner, at one year four months of age in her black, silver and tan coat, weighing 82 pounds ... Rani the German Shepherd.
The referee tells the contestants as they face eachother at center ring to fight fair and no choke holds.... They touch noses and go to their respective corners.
Rani looks confident she can over take this little schmark of a competitor. Marcie eyes her opponent with a steely (almost demonic glare) and takes a swig of warm milk from her bottle ......
The bell rings.
Round One
Rani and Marcie slowly approach one another. Oh My God! Marcie has just launched herself at Rani without warning........
Rani is stunned. She's down! Rani is down!!!
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It's over! the match is over!
Never underestimate the power of this little mighty-mite!
Baby Marcie is the winner in a stunning 13 seconds of the first round!:-)
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Post by 4pygmies on Sept 13, 2008 7:44:39 GMT 1
No contest! She'll have that great soppy lump trained to know her proper place in no time..... OOO..I wish OH would let us have a kitten.....
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Post by emseypop on Sept 13, 2008 9:22:03 GMT 1
ouch! You've gotta feel sorry for Rani, cats are just so superior in every way
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Post by cheerypeabrain on Sept 13, 2008 17:37:34 GMT 1
No contest! She'll have that great soppy lump trained to know her proper place in no time..... OOO..I wish OH would let us have a kitten..... what IS it with OH's that they won't 'allow' us ladies to have kittens? Are they jealous of the attention the kitten will get from their beloveds? : C3D....brilliant!...Rani is such a good girl...so gentle. I thought German Shepherds were scary....but she looks like an absolute softie ;D Maybe it's just the owners of GS (and Staffordshire bull terriers) over here are very BAD at handling their pets properly.
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Post by karenwl on Sept 13, 2008 20:41:06 GMT 1
They are both lovely seem to be having fun
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