Post by Sleepy on Mar 17, 2008 16:39:10 GMT 1
The following are answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mum just the same like he made me. He
just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then
they mostly use string. I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
people's mums like me.
What kind of little girl was your mum?
1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that
other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess
would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mum need to know about dad before she
married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook?
Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least £800
a year? Did he say no to drugs and yes to helping with the washing up.
Why did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And
my mum eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mum didn't have her thinking
cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because
dad's such a goofball.
2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the
stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more
to do than dad.
What's the difference between mums and dads?
1. Mums work at work and work at home, and dads just
got to work at work.
2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the
real power 'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want
to sleep over at your friend's.
What does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mum perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I
think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mum, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room
clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mum smarter. Then she would know it was
my sister who did it and not me.
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mum just the same like he made me. He
just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then
they mostly use string. I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
people's mums like me.
What kind of little girl was your mum?
1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that
other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess
would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mum need to know about dad before she
married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook?
Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least £800
a year? Did he say no to drugs and yes to helping with the washing up.
Why did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And
my mum eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mum didn't have her thinking
cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because
dad's such a goofball.
2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the
stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more
to do than dad.
What's the difference between mums and dads?
1. Mums work at work and work at home, and dads just
got to work at work.
2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the
real power 'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want
to sleep over at your friend's.
What does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mum perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I
think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mum, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room
clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mum smarter. Then she would know it was
my sister who did it and not me.