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Post by Sleepy on Oct 9, 2007 12:02:01 GMT 1
Council tax valuers want to charge us if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas. We have a huge council house in our street.
The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.
Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.
Her bad tempered husband is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments.
A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet. All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs.
The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control yet none of the family have been given an Asbo.
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
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Post by alicat on Oct 9, 2007 12:05:26 GMT 1
;D
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Post by madonplants on Oct 9, 2007 12:36:07 GMT 1
Brilliant. You are wasted where you are, Sleepy. Get on the stage, the country needs you!!! Keith
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Post by Sleepy on Oct 9, 2007 12:47:28 GMT 1
Brilliant. You are wasted where you are, Sleepy. Get on the stage, the country needs you!!! Keith Well, you are right of course. But are you sure that this is not just a ruse to get rid of me?
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