Post by madonplants on Apr 26, 2007 14:54:24 GMT 1
Life is worth living, mistakes happen, learn to enjoy the lesson
> A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
> "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear
power?"
> "OK". She said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
> A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" ;
> The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
> "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Keith
> A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
> "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear
power?"
> "OK". She said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
> A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" ;
> The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
> "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Keith
