Post by madonplants on Feb 21, 2007 14:46:41 GMT 1
> > A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
>Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
>all those clocks?"
> > >
> > > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
>Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
> > >
> > > "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
> > >
> > > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
>never told a lie."
> > >
> > > "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
> > >
> > > St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
>moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
> > >
> > > "Where's Blair's clock?" asked the man.
> > >
> > > "Blair's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
>Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
>all those clocks?"
> > >
> > > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
>Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
> > >
> > > "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
> > >
> > > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
>never told a lie."
> > >
> > > "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
> > >
> > > St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
>moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
> > >
> > > "Where's Blair's clock?" asked the man.
> > >
> > > "Blair's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
