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Post by Sleepy on Feb 16, 2007 13:50:35 GMT 1
Drug Dealers -----------------------------------
- Refer to their clients as "users".
- "The first one's free!"
- Have important Asian connections.
- Strange jargon:
- "Stick"
- "Rock"
- "Wrap"
- "E"
- "Stash"
- "Drive-by"
- "Hit (LSD)"
- "Source"
- "The Pigs"
- Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
- Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
- Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent product.
- Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes
- When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive
- A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.
- Product causes unhealthy addictions.
- Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
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Software Developers -----------------------------------
- Refer to their clients as "users".
- "Download a free trial version..."
- Have important Asian connections.
- Strange jargon: "SCSI"
- "RTFM"
- "Packet"
- "C"
- "Cache"
- "CTRL ALT DEL"
- "Hit (WWW)"
- "Source-code"
- "Microsoft"
- Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
- Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
- Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent products.
- Often seen in the company of marketing people, venture capitalists and fund managers.
- When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive
- A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.
- DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D...
darn! darn!!!
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