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Post by Sleepy on Apr 27, 2007 11:27:33 GMT 1
I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these STUPID dogs to do anything for us?
This looks like a good spot for a nap.
Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
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Post by plocket on Apr 27, 2007 11:49:09 GMT 1
Wonderful!
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Post by 4pygmies on Apr 27, 2007 14:54:25 GMT 1
Spot on aren't they?
Another one with my Ginger Pumpkin cat would read:
Waddya mean just cos you're in the kitchen doesn't mean you're going to feed me??
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Post by alicat on Apr 27, 2007 23:37:31 GMT 1
Brilliant.  |
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Post by debidoos on Apr 28, 2007 10:17:17 GMT 1
Just cos it's raining at the back door doesn't neccesarily mean it's raining at the front, I'd like to check anyway!
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Post by 4pygmies on Apr 28, 2007 11:53:57 GMT 1
 My dog does that too. And goes out of an open door , walks round the house and waits by the shut one looking pathetic......
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Post by sweetleaf on Apr 28, 2007 17:38:30 GMT 1
Or: Its got a plastic bag, has the two legged cat been hunting? If I twine round its legs maybe Ill trip it up and find out........  |
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Post by plocket on Apr 28, 2007 18:54:28 GMT 1
Streeeeeeeeetch - that's my exercise for the day!!!
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Post by karenwl on Apr 28, 2007 19:44:52 GMT 1
Oh look shes going to the fridge, if i jump up on the worktop i may get some milk.
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Post by Sleepy on Apr 28, 2007 19:56:45 GMT 1
Oh look shes going to the fridge, if i jump up on the worktop i may get some milk. ;D Oh soooo true! |
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Post by debbiem on Apr 30, 2007 14:47:16 GMT 1
Or; let's see if I can trip her up, that might work!  |
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Post by plocket on Apr 30, 2007 16:53:23 GMT 1
If I lick her toes she'll realise I'm hungry - again!
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Post by 4pygmies on Apr 30, 2007 17:30:00 GMT 1
If she doesn't, I'll just bite them...
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Post by debidoos on Apr 30, 2007 20:46:13 GMT 1
They'll be so pleased when they see this big rat I've brought them for dinner...
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Post by debidoos on Apr 30, 2007 20:47:24 GMT 1
I didn't think it'd all fit in that shoe, they'll never find it there...
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Post by sweetleaf on Apr 30, 2007 21:42:14 GMT 1
I dont know why they dont want bits of mouse guts here and there , it adds a bit of much needed colour  |
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Post by plocket on May 1, 2007 9:06:56 GMT 1
Ooooh that pile of clean washing would be perfect to sleep on!
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Post by The witch on May 1, 2007 9:10:05 GMT 1
Get off my chair and by the way thanks for warming it for me  |
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Post by plocket on May 1, 2007 9:12:42 GMT 1
Waddya mean "legs/armchairs/sofas are't scratching posts"?
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Post by debbiem on May 1, 2007 10:28:55 GMT 1
I know, if I knock that lot down THAT'LL get their attention.
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Post by plocket on May 1, 2007 18:47:52 GMT 1
I meant to skid across the kitchen floor and crash into the door frame because I couldn't stop : |
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Post by sweetleaf on May 1, 2007 19:19:34 GMT 1
Of course I know Im beautiful! |
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Post by debidoos on May 1, 2007 20:09:15 GMT 1
I don't have an owner, i have staff.
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Post by sweetleaf on May 1, 2007 20:15:38 GMT 1
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Post by debbiem on May 2, 2007 14:01:51 GMT 1
Think I'll sleep on the work surface for a week or two, that's gotta work...
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